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JM_Runs #301

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/22/2016 01:15:31Copy HTML

Had another good afternoon in Haulover. Arrived a 2:30pm and completely nude from the first momemt I got there. Today I didn't encounter anyone but I had a good time laying on my towel receiving some rays.I'm curious, do any of you play volleyball with the people who are playing there?
JM_Runs #302

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/22/2016 01:29:19Copy HTML

I used to live in S. Florida and still go back to Haulover when I'm in the area.  I've never played volleyball there; last time I was there, I hung around and waited to be asked.  I was ignored until I asked ... then was snubbed, so I didn't try any more.  FYI it's easy and fun to thong in the textile area south of Haulover.  As long as you're legal, you can wear what you want and nobody even looks, I guess because it's right next to the nude area anyway.  The textile area goes on for a half mile, far enough you'll get tired walking.  I've worn incredibly tiny suits there and nobody even pays attention, then you get back to the nude area and strip off again and it makes for a great day.  In fact, the textile area would be the best place in the world to get a thong tan line because you'd basically have the beach to yourself on the textile side, compared to the crowded nude area.  Again, it's all in what you're looking for -- relaxation in as few clothes as possible or to people-watch and be watched.  I love my thongs and swimming nude but it's for my own relaxation and enjoyment, and I don't get that when I'm the show.
Matt37 #303

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/22/2016 02:03:50Copy HTML

> Today I didn't encounter anyone

What do you mean you didn't encounter anyone? There were people all over the beach, including me. lol

> FYI it's easy and fun to thong in the textile area south of Haulover

Agree with this, especially on the weekends when everyone and their mother is in the c/o area.
JM_Runs #304

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/22/2016 02:37:46Copy HTML

@Matt37 a bad choice of words. What I meant by not encountering anyone was that I didn't engage in conversation with anyone like I did last time.
hotbunz1969 #305

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/22/2016 03:18:41Copy HTML

 @ novicethonger,
 I'm not sure I'm fully qualified to answer your question on why some guys choose to wear a cockring to a nude beach coz I'm no nudist myself, however, as a huge advocate of promoting myself to my very best in my tiny thongs I have plenty of experience in the benefits a it can offer, as such I  wear one pretty much 24/7 myself!!!! 

Even though I was fortunate enough to be blessed in the size department I see no reason why I shouldn't promote  things further, so for that very reason I always wear a ring under my tanning suit, it gives me a great eye catching bulge. I guess it's for the same reason guys will wear one out on the nudist beach, even though they don't have a suit on their bulge is enhanced. Plus, if the ring is well fitted the chances are the wearer will be able to maintain himself at at least semi arousal so that just makes things look even bigger...... and that can't be a bad thing if your wondering around in the buff!!!
sailor250 #306

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:11/24/2016 12:53:45Copy HTML

 I've personally found wearing a c ring while it's really hot weather makes me more comfortable because my hairless sack won't stick to or bind to my thighs and I feel less sweaty when walking around.  As we've said before when everyone's nude there's less to distinguish each other.  Of course some tattoos and jewelry work, but this is another item of jewelry.  Like I've found a thong which doesn't cover anything like a c ring on g string does this too. Some people like the lack of distinction on the beach- say rich and poor look the same
joshpr16 #307

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/24/2016 12:14:04Copy HTML

Sometimes after sitting a while, I like taking a walk in the nude from one end of the nude beach to the other. Thanks Facelessdrone2005 for the info about walking south of the nude area in a thong.  I think I'll do that next time I'm at Haulover.  Has anyone ever walked north toward the big condos?  Can you walk in a thong?  Would there be any problems?  Are there different laws or regulations, since you'll probably be entering another city/county jurisdiction?
JC2162 #308

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/24/2016 01:12:31Copy HTML

 I have waked in a thong or tiny g-string many times north of Haulover for at least a mile. I saw many women in thongs on the beach. 
Matt37 #309

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/24/2016 07:56:40Copy HTML

@joshpr16 Thongs are legal all over Dade County, so you can walk all the way up to the Broward County line in a thong without a problem. I *think* they're legal all along the coast in Broward as well (except for the state parks), so you'd probably be okay with that as well.
minimalist75 #310

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/24/2016 09:04:56Copy HTML

I have read on this and other boards that thongs are allowed in Ft. Lauderdale, which is in Broward.
JM_Runs #311

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/26/2016 02:47:46Copy HTML

Thongs are legal in almost all of  Monroe, Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach Counties (All of SE Florida) - with the exception of a few small State Parks which are directly controlled by the Republican dominated legislature.

So you could walk all the way to Fort Lauderdale, except for the very last part, John U. Lloyd Beach State Park, just north of Dania Beach.

However, unless you has a boat to ferry you across the big ship inlet, you would not want to walk through that park: Because you would NEED to turn inland up Dania Beach Blvd and get to Fort Lauderdale beach via US1 north, or 'the monkey route', to avoid the shipping port.
joshpr16 #312

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:12/29/2016 05:01:50Copy HTML

 Thanks, everyone, for your answers.  I appreciate it.  It looks like I'll be walking from Haulover north when I'm in Ft. Lauderdale next time!
JustAThonger #313

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:01/01/2017 07:51:46Copy HTML

Lovley day here in Haulover, Happt New Year to all.
thonger362 #314

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:01/29/2017 01:21:42Copy HTML

hello fellow thongers
looking for more details on the walk north of haulover.   topless an issue, food oppurtunities, distance to pier, thongs/g's, ?? enjoy the park   be like to venture out and take in the sights and culture of the area. visit planned for first week of april. info/ help much appreciated.
JM_Runs #315

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:01/30/2017 01:09:15Copy HTML

My friend, no offense intended but you need to use Google Maps, turn on the satellite view and use the Distance feature.  The pier is 3000' north of the nude area.  In that 3000' are all kinds of high-rise condos, hotels, timeshares, whatever and you will encounter rows and rows of lounge chairs.  You'll also see a lot of old people who stare at you as if you're from outer space.  I've done the walk as far as the pier and the vibe I got was, "Go back to the nude area with the rest of the weirdos."  There's more of the same on the other side of the pier and I saw no reason to walk further.  In truth, nobody said anything but I just don't enjoy being a spectacle.  Another thing -- the walk north is 3000' of very soft sand that is hard work to walk in.  I find it much more enjoyable to walk south of the nude area.  It's nearly a mile south of the fence that's the dividing line between nude and textile.  The entire area is all park, it's not highly populated and there is a relatively hard-packed sandy "road" area (not uncomfortable, but neither do you sink in 3" with every step).  I've never felt the least bit uncomfortable on the south side textile area in the smallest of g-strings.  Personally I find that walking a mile and back to the south is more than sufficient walking and thong enjoyment.  Dunno what reaction toplessness would get in either place since my wife prefers to stay in the nude area while I walk.  My guess is more stares to the north, nothing to the south.  I never saw any food opportunities either north or south, but there's a food truck inside the nude area.
Matt37 #316

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:01/30/2017 03:52:30Copy HTML

> I find it much more enjoyable to walk south of the nude area.

Agreed. I walk/jog/run back and forth on that beach every morning and every afternoon (generally not in a thong, though). But I have been north and gotten the same vibe facelessdrone2005 refers to. It's not uncommon at all to see guys walking up and down the southern part of the beach in thongs, and they don't even elicit a stare from anyone.

> Dunno what reaction toplessness would get in either place since my wife prefers to stay in the nude area while I walk.

You don't see it very often, but I have seen women topless walking along the "road" and not seen of them have any problems (other than the occasional guy staring at them).

> I never saw any food opportunities either north or south, but there's a food truck inside the nude area.

This, too, is true. The concession folks (with the food and the lounges/umbrellas for rent) are only in the nude area and immediately south of it in the textile area. Largely because that's where 90% of the people on the beach on any given day are. The nude area is usually quite populated (esp on the weekends), but the textile areas are only populated at the north and south ends (near towers 1 & 2 on the south and between 11 & the dividing fence on the north). Pretty much the entire area between those is sparsely populated. I have been there on days when the textile area had as many as half the women in thongs, though it's usually around 10% or so. It's kind of rare to see a guy in a thong in the textile area, but it does happen from time to time.
visa0061 #317

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:01/30/2017 05:16:28Copy HTML

 Topless is not an issue from South Pointe Miami all the way up to Sunny Isles, as far as I know. I've seen girls topless in Sunny Isles which is actually north of Haulover.
sailor250 #318

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/22/2017 02:54:00Copy HTML

 Got to spend some time on Haulover recently--2 and a half days to be exact, two days on weekend, half day on a weekday. So from my last visits I noticed some things:
On the weekend in addition to having 4-8 times as many people the age mix widens and the average age on weekends is lower--- lots of 20 somethings.  Good to see a new nude generation---but on the weekdays the age goes up --lots of grandpas and grandmas.

Thongs are a part of the scene- more than ever!!  On the weekends I'd say that of the top 25% of the hot women on the beach more than half were topless n thong, or topless n g-string.  About half of the rest that were nude were sporting thong bottom only tanlines!!!

As far as the guys go- there were only maybe 5% in thongs or exposure suits and I'd say 5% of the nude guys had thong tanlines.

I took the opportunity to wear some of my new and old exposure suits, which would not fly at southbeach.  Some of my tube-shaft only suits got some positive comments from guys.  A slingshot I have with the head and shaft popping out the top got a few questions from ladies and started conversations. This suit worn with the ballz and shaft out got a lot of attention!  http://www.gooddevil.com/underwear/good-devil-gd4816-g-string-blackred 

I wore a thong or G string (legal covered) from the car in the parking lot to the beach.  Took  a walk on the clothed part in a g string and went to the bathroom by the beach patrol office in a tiny g string with no problems.

The parking is now $6 weekdays and $7 weekends.  They have a kiosk for tickets instead of the lady at the gate, but it's all one price- not per hour.
I'll share more of "what I saw" later- some fun stuff!
Matt37 #319

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/22/2017 02:20:18Copy HTML

> but on the weekdays the age goes up --lots of grandpas and grandmas

That's because they're retired; the 20-somethings have to go back to work. lol
thonger362 #320

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/23/2017 12:52:56Copy HTML

lots of info.
 appreciate everyones input. even more excited for the time to arrive, now that i have details and recent visit obsevations. 
keep those updates coming,  
 thanks to all who input, update and support this board.  
sailor250 #321

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/23/2017 03:00:01Copy HTML

 More of what I saw.Saw this woman about 30 bring out a cart of supplies and lay out a large towel for herself?  She strips off her dress and lays out nude a while- hot bod! So she digs out a G string and little top and slips them on, goes out one of the paths to the bathroom.  When  she comes back I see it's a little wicked weasel type micro G barely covering her lips.  But she has a half inch landing strip and it's completely exposed.
So I'm wearing that exposure G string I referenced above standing there this one afternoon.  There was this 30 something couple laying nearby.  She was looking my way often, thin fit, with nice small natural breasts.  Anyway I look over and she' s sort of staring at me like I'm supposed to look at her.  Hubby was facing the other direction.  She brings her palm of her hand across  the bottom of her chin while smiling and sort of makes a flinging motion.  I watched this a couple of times and then realized she was miming wiping something sticky off her chin- that made my suit loops stretch some more!!!
So I'm laying there and there are three young 20 something Latin couples all fit and hot sitting there.  4 of them are nude, and one couple is clothed, he's in a bikini speedo and she's in a bikini with top.  The nudes went swimming and the other couple start kissing and making out.  I look over and he's stretching his bikini!  She is caressing his bulge.  Then she reaches in and pulls him out and starts overhanding him.  I thought I was going to get squirted I was so close!  After a few minutes the others show up and they stop kissing, he puts his legs together and tucks himself in.
Matt37 #322

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/23/2017 05:28:44Copy HTML

> Then she reaches in and pulls him out and starts overhanding him

That kind of shit is going to end up getting the beach closed down one day. As long as it's been around (since what, 1991?), it's just going to take a couple of these things hitting the news to cause all kinds of problems for Haulover. There are signs all over the place stating that sexual activity is illegal. Jeez.
sailor250 #323

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:02/28/2017 01:53:28Copy HTML

 While on Haulover I saw some other interesting activities.  While the water was calm a couple of days the water was a little too cool for couples to get frisky underwater. I think I saw a couple or two who where nearly successful but the cool water I know makes it harder- well keeps it from hard.Saw this guy sitting nude in a reclining beach chair under a large umbrella set pretty low.  His girl was sitting on a towel beside him in a swimsuit.  She's very "busty" as they say and had a cheeky high cut bottom on with a separate top, like a halter that opened in the front middle.  She sat in front of him and I could only see her in front of him- he's under the umbrella.  She has long hair and arranged it over her breasts , opens her top and starts rubbing her hands under her breasts while staring at him.  This casually goes on for a while, she's making eyes at him and moving her shoulders around getting sun on her breasts.  Then she  puts on her top, leans over him and I could see they were making out kissing. She's sort of on her knees leaning over him leaning back in the chair.  I could see she was rubbing on the side of her breast near me and rocking a little.  It took me a few minutes to realize that he was actually finding a warm spot up her top from the bottom!
So back to the general observations.  I realized quickly that the weekends had younger people as I said.  I also realized that weekends and weekdays that the people in general were more fit, less fat and obese than I had remembered a few years ago.  In fact one day I only saw one really obese person.  There were more men and women that look like they work out than I ever remember.  There were also a large number of women sporting breast implants.  There were a few very large, but some were more natural.
I saw some college age beachgoers, sometimes just guys together, but several  MF couples, sometimes 2 together.  There were some MF couples where the guy stayed in a suit and the woman went nude or TNG.  I saw 2 college age MF couples one day, the guys still in suits and the girls in small thongs with tops.  They guys were obsessively taking pictures of their girls asses in the thongs- and they were worthy!!!
modelnude4u #324

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/01/2017 08:14:06Copy HTML

 I made it Haulover twice on a recent Miami trip.  Friday afternoon, and then Saturday late morning into early afternoon.  I wore only a thong with tiny mesh shorts & t shirt for the bus ride to the beach, and lost everything but the thong once I got into the parking lot.  I kept the thong on up to the clothing optional line, and then stripped the rest of the way.   That first time taking off the last piece of clothing in public is always a rush.  I always worry about it being TOO much of a rush, and sporting an @@@@@@ on the beach!  The crowd was manageable both days, and tended towards the older, and very male side.  Being straight, I'd rather have the fit, female audience of South Beach, where I can wear a thong comfortably, and still get all the looks I want.
sailor250 #325

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/05/2017 05:27:14Copy HTML

 It's true- going nude at Haulover you are in the mainstream and don't stand out.  Wearing a thong or any clothing and you stand out there.  On Southbeach you stand out while wearing a small thong or G., so it's a different feeling.
JSJax #326

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/16/2017 10:32:04Copy HTML

Visited Haulover for the first time this past Saturday: if you ever get the chance to go, do not pass it up.  I haven't been to a clothing optional beach in almost a decade, but it was so much better than what I remembered.  The beach was quite crowded but not overwhelmingly so, proximity made it very easy to socialize with fellow beachgoers - and they're some of the most laid-back people you'll ever meet.  Even my modest, socially-conscious wife was walking around topless and chatting people up.  I was nude most of the time, as were 90% of the people I saw, but there's plenty of thongs/g's on females and a couple on males for the hardcore enthusiasts.  More coverage further away from the water, but I'm happy to say that speedos and squarecuts may have outnumbered board shorts on the guys.  Pretty even male/female ratio too, and all age groups were well represented.  I capped the day by wearing a small thong to shower (outside of the nude section), linger about while my wife used the restroom, and walk back to the car - not so much as a batted eyelash.  Just an amazing, relaxed, worry-free day all around.  Highly recommended.
JM_Runs #327

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/18/2017 05:13:37Copy HTML

 JSJax, thanks for the fresh reminder on a great experience at Haulover.  Of the few times I have visited my experience was just like this post.  Everybody was cool, mostly everybody was nude, and they all got along.  Such a great place to visit weather you're going nude or in a thong. Since I'm on the west coast, I don't get there often but anytime I am within 100 miles driving distance, I'll keep making it a point to get there.
JustAThonger #328

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/23/2017 01:54:58Copy HTML

So for the past weeks I've been seeing this man in his thong and his wife nude tanning in Haulover and everytime I go I've always wanted to strike a conversation with them. So on Sunday after the 3rd time I've seen them I approched the man while tanning, he had to be in his early 60s wearing an aqua blue thong and his wife looked in her mid 50s wearing nothing.Best thing I've ever done was lose fear and just talk to them, they were super nice, both French Canadians with a decent dominance of the English language and chill people. I opened the conversation by just telling him that I liked his suit. Now I have a thong buddy until they return to Canada.
Sharon73 #329

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:03/23/2017 07:30:41Copy HTML

 I have always found it easy to talk with others at Haulover.  Sometimes they stop to talk and if I'm the one up for a nice nude walk on the beach I may stop and talk with them too
sailor250 #330

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:04/22/2017 02:33:58Copy HTML

 Slingshot at Haulover-- then all over 'er at Haula 'ver http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2017/lb/daniellegal1/
pikeman #331

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:04/23/2017 02:41:39Copy HTML

 I think that nudists are typically easy-going people and a smile and "hello" are enough to "break the ice". It also seems that the ring I wear interests people and they invariably mistake it for a piercing. It all makes for a nice chat.
pe672 #332

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:04/26/2017 11:58:41Copy HTML

 My first time at Haulover.  Beautiful day and lots of nudes and some thongs.
ballsnark #333

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/03/2017 04:52:51Copy HTML

 I was on Haulover on Saturday from about 1:30 - 7:00. As I was first entering the park from the parking lot, I saw a guy leaving headed toward the parking lot wearing nothing but a semi sheer white baggie with two thin white straps. Right on! The older fully dressed guy on the path in front of me seemed amused. 
On the nude part of the beach were lots of women wearing thongs. I don't recall any other men wearing them but I didn't stray from the south end and kept to myself. 
I had a good experience there except for one incident. At one point as I was standing and towel drying off at my chair after coming out of the water, I began getting an @@@@@@. Well some guy passing through I guess noticed and began pretty much stalking me after that. He was definitely lurking even before that. Every where I turned around he would be there. Then he sat up to my left facing away from the water in my direction. He was using a towel to cover his junk and I noticed he would occasionally get hard. Then when I'm leaving, I look behind me and he was following me. I picked up my pace and I guess he couldn't keep up and finally backed off. 
I just don't understand that. I mean there is a whole gay section of guys who might enjoy that. Why stalk a guy minding his own businesses outside of the gay section which means he likely isn't gay?


sailor250 #334

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/05/2017 01:34:36Copy HTML

Now that they changed the parking lot collection I have to walk around a lot more- used to be park after paying the lady at the gate.  Now have to park then walk to kiosk get ticket and walk back to car to display it.  Well need to take that in consideration when I leave the car with no real clothes!

Occasionally will see a Metro Dade cop in a car hanging around the lot- good thing to keep car break ins away- but have wondered if he'd make an issue out of exposure in the lot.  Have never seen women topless out there- but several walking around in thongs or G's...and guys in G's.  Never have had problem with a stalker.
Matt37 #335

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/05/2017 12:17:05Copy HTML

@ballsnark  Why stalk a guy minding his own businesses outside of the gay section which means he likely isn't gay?

Because this happens all; over the beach in the c/o section. I watched one day as some guy set up at Tower 14 (which, of course, isn't in the gay section). Some other guy came and crawled under the tower and while he was there, the first guy got an @@@@@@ and started showing it off. The guy under the tower noticed and watched, and though they never did anything, this went on for a good 15 minutes. I've seen countless numbers of things like this happen at Haulover. They're going to end up causing that beach to get shut down if they keep it up.
John Howard #336

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/06/2017 03:17:43Copy HTML

 Well  I have similar negative experiences at the c/o beach here, that's why I decided to just go to the textile beach instead.   It's such a pity that a few not all, gay guys can become so toxic and ruin your day.I came to the conclusion that the c/o beach is not straight-male friendly if you are on your own.   On one hand you have these gay guys who harass you  even at the non-gay area, they might believe that you are a closet gay or something that eventually would say yes.
On the other hand there are the (not many) M/F couples,, sunbaking on the non gay area as well.Some of these dudes can be a bit jealous of their women, and not happy enough with having "the trophy" next to them, they sometimes make loud comments to put dirt on the single straight guy so that he can hear.   Pretty nasty attitude, Once I arrived late (big mistake) and didn't have any other option than setting camp close to 2 couples like these.   Then an Indian looking guy arrived on his own, and put his towel not far away.  Then one of the guys started to make loud comments about 'the 2 gay guys ready to flirt with each other'......  obviously intended to piss me and the darker guy off.
Coming back to the gay guys harassing, Matt37 is spot on. One day the council will decide to close the beach for everyone.
I have also seen single women being harassed and surrounded by 8 + guys on the shallow water,  most of them hard,  what a bunch of douchebags, but that's a bit different story.....  but sadly could have the same outcome.
JM_Runs #337

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/06/2017 06:04:50Copy HTML

Well, I guess these things can happen, but I've been to Haulover several times, with and without my wife, as well as Blind Creek Beach (with the wife), once at Playalinda by myself and several nude resorts in the Caribbean with the wife, and I've never witnessed anything like this nor has my wife or else she probably wouldn't go with me.  In my own experience these places are pretty well policed by their own clientele.  Usually most folks are friendly, especially to a couple, but I was there by myself just last year and had not a bit of trouble.  I don't dispute ballsnark's experience or what Matt37 saw, I merely suggest that in my own experience those experiences are not the norm.  I suppose there could be creepazoids anywhere -- but "anywhere" also includes the textile beach by those who think that your thong means "something."  If I had this happen to me, I'd say something and if that didn't work, I'd go get the Beach Ambassadors and that would rapidly put an end to it.  If nobody says or does anything, that's when this kind of thing flourishes.
sol_y_mar #338

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/06/2017 01:02:59Copy HTML

 I agree, I go to Haulover almost every week and can not recall having an incidence similar to that. Thats not to say it won't happen. 
Martylouie #339

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/06/2017 02:04:01Copy HTML

 Let me preface this by saying this first.  I'm straight and have been married for over 30 years. The creeps you are calling gay, probably aren't. They are just  creepy. To me folks who are gay are 'out' and behave perfectly well.    We need to stop automatically calling folks with bad behaviors gay. The creeps are just creepy, and have bad behavior.  Just like heterosexual couples out on the beach displaying too much PDA. That is also something that can trigger authorities into a crackdown. 
PaulFromMA #340

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/07/2017 04:29:11Copy HTML

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JustAThonger #341

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:05/17/2017 04:39:17Copy HTML

Went to Haulover on Monday from 10am-1pm, the weather was lovely and simpley perfect.I encountered a gentleman in the textile area when I was walking in my thong and he was wearing a gstring, we said hello and had a little chat on how thongs are so amazing and freeing.I saw a lot of women with beautiful and sexy bodies in tiny thongs and topless.Then as I was leaving the beach I was headed to the parking lot in just my thong and another guy in a thong catched up to me, we briefly chatted about our suits until we went our own ways to our cars.
Has a good few hours that day.
wearsthongs #342

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/04/2017 06:41:21Copy HTML

 Just visited this beach for 3 days. Loved that there was a good mix of swimwear from the usual shorts/bikinis (the minority) to full nudity. Although men outnumbered women like most naturalist beaches,  there were many couples,  enough to balance out things nicely.  The ages enjoying the beach was also nicely mixed. Totally awesome place to wear whatever you like. 
nospam_TN1 #343

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 03:49:43Copy HTML

I've only briefly set foot on Haulover one time.  All I saw when I was there was a bunch of old, fat naked dudes with laptaps and suitcases who appeared to be "working from home" at the beach.  As an outsider, I am not aware of any division of the beach into gay and straight sections.  There are no signs saying one section is for gays and one for straights.  I realize it's one of those things that locals and frequent fliers learn from experience, but for some, they go without knowing such things.  It illustrates the problem that happens when "cruising", or otherwise turning a piece of public property into a sex club is tolerated.  Most people, gay and straight, do not go to the beaches and public parks with the intent to have sex there.  All it takes is a few gay guys cruising or straight men sexually harassing nude, topless, or minimally clothed females to completely ruin it.
joshpr16 #344

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 10:24:49Copy HTML

I, too, am outraged by the fact that "old, fat naked dudes" would dare to go to Haulover Beach!  Shouldn't there be a law or something requiring these "kinds of people" stay indoors at all times.  And, gays go to the beach too.  Unspeakable!
I always wanted to stay young and slim and strong but God and the calendar happened to me and I am no longer so.  When I'm in Florida, I sometimes stop by Haulover and my only suggestion to "nospam" is that he notify me in advance of his visit and I will try my best not to be on the beach that day and interfere with his visual viewing space.  
JM_Runs #345

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 03:41:35Copy HTML

I was at Haulover a couple of weeks ago. Nobody cruised me.
Maybe it helped that I was with a beautiful young women.
We both admired the stunning body of a women who looked like a triathlete.
If you don't like the view stand up and walk along the waters edge till you see something you like, or meet someone interesting.. 
PaulFromMA #346

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 04:54:05Copy HTML

 Personally, I'm quite pleased when intolerant people find places that I enjoy to be unexceptable.  No loss when they don't return.   
gw32 #347

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 07:01:29Copy HTML

 @nospam_TN1 DUDE you need to R E L A X!! Jeez, you seem to have some kind of gripe going on. The rants on your profile (leave your own comments on your profile???) are just over the top. Chill out, accept others, be happy.
As for Haulover, "old fat naked dudes" deserve a place to hang out and I'm thinking you aren't too far from the "old, fat" period in life yourself. So, be a bit charitable. Nude beaches aren't for your viewing pleasure, either.  No-one gives a shit about what you WANT to see at a nude beach, they want to BE at a nude beach. You want to be entertained by nice naked bodies? Go to a strip club.
Plus, Haulover is HARDLY a "sex club". There are gays and straights cruising on the beach? THE HORROR!! You mean like there is at almost every beach in the world? You mean like at bars and night clubs or at work or on the street or a movie theater etc etc? Cruising happens. People like to have sex. Being naked arouses people. So what?
JM_Runs #348

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 07:27:08Copy HTML

Am I the only one who finds it really curious that a thonger would be intolerant of others?  And besides that, it's not like everyone on SoBe is a 20 year old buff female TNT fashion model, either.  I've been looking for a beach populated by such women for 59 years and haven't found one yet, so I've learned to accept that some are hot, some are not.  Like gw32 says, chill out and be happy.  You're on a beach in Florida for chrissakes.
sailor250 #349

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/05/2017 09:29:15Copy HTML

 Don't waste electrons responding- if you 've read his other posts!!
Gstringing #350

Re:Haulover nude beach FL - About half way between Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale

Date Posted:07/06/2017 02:52:41Copy HTML

I'll be on Haulover this weekend and a few days walking the beach in a G-string until I get to the clothing option area.
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