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Date Posted：09/09/2003 03:08:15Copy HTML Share with us your most embarrassing moments when you were wearing a thong or other skimpy swimwear.
I had several in my life.
When I was 15 or 16 (45 years ago), I modified an old swimming trunk into a small tanga model. Secretly I used yarn from my mother's sewing-box. It appeared to be a yarn used to mark out seams. It had very little strength and in the water it started to dis-integrate. After a few hours on the beach, suddenly all strength was lost and my tanga fell apart between quite a crowd.
In the early 80's I saw a sideless tanga on the beach of St Tropez, France.
I tried to make one for myself. After some experiments I had a perfect fitting sideless tanga with a nice fabric. The frame was made of metal wire from coathangers, with a thin zinc layer (galvanized).
After a few weeks the same happened as above. The seawater had corroded the wire. The frame snapped in halve and I was again naked on the beach.
A few years ago I was in Corsica, France. I found a deserted beach, miles away from other people. I took off all my clothes and it felt like paradise. Sun, surf breaking on the beach, even some palmtrees.
Suddenly the surface of the sea broke and over a hundred French commando's emerged, rushed over the beach, wet and with full gear, yelling like crazy, firing blanks from their guns in all directions and disappeared in the bushes behind me. I had clearly chosen the wrong beach and I have never felt so naked.
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| MarcoUSA | #1 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/09/2003 08:06:29Copy HTML I had posted this over in the Sheer when wet area, But it may apply here too!!! A few years back I purchased the Pocket thong from Undergear in yellow. I never realized that when a discription doesn't say lined, that in may be Unlined. I wore it to a pool party a freinds house. It fit me very well, I mean you could see the outline of my package fairly well. Not many comments from the freinds either. Then after spending about an hour in the pool I climbed out to get another beer. 3 of the women who were there looked directly at my suit, smiled, then one of them made a comment about not ever have to try to guess what I looked like naked. Now they knew !!! When I caught on I thru on a pair of shorts. At least untill it was time to swim again... What the hell they already saw everything once. Lately I have been buying midcut/squarecut styles from undergear. I bought 2 Classic midcuts (they are lined) in purple and coral and bought 2 Aussie Rowers Midcuts (Not lined) in royal blue and fusia. The classic deffinately show my shape, the Aussies show my shape and a bit more. Oh and talk about comfort. The Aussies feel like your not wearing anything.
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| Beachlover492000 | #2 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/09/2003 12:37:44Copy HTML My most embarrassing moment occurred about 4 years ago. I regularly thronged a beach that more than a mile from any ?ivilization?(sanitary facilities). Therefore when nature called one had to either go in the water, which is not environmentally correct, or head for the bushes, which were well back from the beach.
One day I had to head for the bushes when I was wearing Koala? ?ine Tune.?This suit had plastic clips that hold it together, and if you are not careful you can break one of them. Well I broke one, when I was pulling my suit back on. There I was with many yards and quite a few potential witnesses between me and my blanket with only broken a g-string. Finally after a period of panic I found that by pulling the stings very tight that I could tie a square knot with them. I tied the square knot and literally high tailed it back to my blanket. A couple of friends wondered why I didn? stop to chat, but I was too embarrassed. If the string, the other clip broke I would have been naked as a jaybird. It? funny how virtually naked is OK, but completely naked is not, especially on a beach were naked is illegal. It? also funny how looking back on it, it sounded pretty exciting; but at the time it wasn? much fun.
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| teeback269 | #3 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/09/2003 07:23:34Copy HTML The most embarrassing moment in my life happened about 10 years ago. At the time I was living with Gisele, a French lady who was wearing g-strings under her clothing all the time. She bought me a few male g-strings and got me to wear them all the time too, which I was happily doing. One day we had to do some shopping so I wrapped my well worn sarong around my waist and we went to town, Gisele driving. When we got to the shopping centre there was no parking available so I said I would go and do the shopping while she kept driving around the block. She took off at great speed, (her usual habit) but the bottom of the sarong had got caught in the door, and she took off with my sarong. Luckily I managed to grab it, only to see it being torn off, and I was left in the main strret of the town wearing only a g-string, holding a portion of sarong not much bigger than a handerchief! There was just enough material to cover my bare bottom, so I walked into the shop, where the first thing I bought was a towel to wrap around me. I am not wearing sarongs anymore, I prefer to wear only small bikinis and a shirt if I have to do the shopping, and I keep the wearing of g-strings to the beach only. |
| Maxtlatl | #4 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/09/2003 10:44:34Copy HTML Here's one that is embarrassing for a different reason:
failure of nerve. I often hike wearing just a thong when the weather is hot. I mean, when it is hot and humid, why wear any more than you have to . . . and it really is cooler to have a bit of breeze on your butt (try it sometime!). But, I also bring along a pair of shorts (usually Onionskins, these days) to start out at the parking lot, and to put on if need be on the trail. But what is embarrassing is to notice somebody, and start putting on the shorts, only to have them approach so quickly that they catch you putting on the shorts, which looks pretty stupid. It would have been much better for me just to brazen it out and to be assured enough to think there was nothing that needed to be hidden. Oh, well. [By the way, yesterday I went hiking and managed not to put on shorts the whole time, even in the parking lot--now that's enjoyable.] |
| Maxtlatl | #5 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/09/2003 10:50:59Copy HTML Here's one that really is embarrassing.
I'm sure we all make a special effort to be "clean" down there. Well, one time I had to work pretty hard (hey, sometimes things are just messy), and then headed back to the beach. Well, what I didn't realize is that the toilet paper had shredded, so, while clean, I had a bunch of little white balls stuck to my hair. An attractive sight, I'm sure. :-) I only noticed it after I got home. Man, if I could redo that! By the way, these days, I use Baby Wipes to keep clean. They never fall apart, and,being moist, they do an excellent job. |
| sailor250 | #6 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/13/2003 07:36:42Copy HTML My most embarassing moment was a couple of years ago in Miami Beach. After a day at the beach my wife and I stopped at the hotel hot tub for a short soak before going back to the room . There weren't too many people around at almost sunset, so when I slipped out of my shorts and showered in my very low cut dore v string I went unnoticed. My wife in a conservative thong then joined me in the hot tub which is beside / behind a big fountain among plantings. Then we noticed that a large group of people , may be 15-20 walked to this end of the pool and I noticed some exec's from the hotel were with them. Then I saw what was up. They were a photography class and they all took out digital and SLR cameras and started taking pictures of the fountain. As they milled around for about 20 minutes waiting for the light, and getting some pictures my wife and I were getting hot in the water, not sexy hot for each other, well that's another story, but we had to get out of the water. My towel and clothes were about 20 feet way on a chair. My wife didn't think I had the nerve, but I stood up, and stepped out, as I heard some in the group comment and take some shots, I walked over to my towel and towelled off. They watched my wife too, and then we walked on by as a few looked us over. One of the hotel managers, a guy about 50, just smiled.
This didn't really embarass me as much as a few of the older female photographers I think. The group was mixed with some old and some young, some male and some female. The hotel people are cool with thongs. The pool can be used topless. This hotel even has a nude sundeck behind the pool, screened off from view, though I found out that people walking on a path back from the beach can see nude sunbathers clearly. I suppose that the guests in the hi rise hotel tower can also see the nude deck well, but would need a telescopic lens. Maybe that evening in the hot tub was not my most photographed moment after all. |
| HornedPan | #7 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/15/2003 02:49:34Copy HTML About 8 years ago I was visiting a friend in Florida. We had gone to this semi-private beach where many people in thongs and strings hang out. We were sitting there sunning when a couple VERY attractive women sat down about 20 feet away from us. We watched them set up their little area and then as on most beaches, they took off their clothing, they had their suits on underneith. Well, being in my early 20's at the time and they were VERY attractive, things moved! And moved. COME ON, THEY WERE STRIPERS!!! or at least they should have been! Well it wasn't long before I outgrew my suit and popped out. Of course at that momnet, or very few afterward the one girl looks over at us, obviously sees my situation and starts laughing, pointing and making it obvious to her friends. All I could do was grab my tshirt and cover myself until I shrank. It was very embarrasing. Of course at the time I was hoping that this would turn into one of those situations where the girls see you and an orgy breaks out, which is probably part of what kept me arroused! Of course true to life that didn't happen. And eventually I did go down enough to get myself back together and went down into the cold water, shrinkage did its thing. It's amazing, I know that I avoid the water BECAUSE of shrinkage, who'd have thought I would WANT it! Well, that's my embarrasing story. The moral is, don't wear suits that are too small for you OR try it out ahead of time AT HOME! Just for the record, no I am not hung like Long John Silver! I am a bit more than average, but not much more! |
| wr1944 | #8 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/18/2003 05:09:09Copy HTML I have found another embarrassing moment in my memory, but the embarrassment was divided by twelve.
Every year our department makes an outing to a recreation park to build team-spirit, where we will have diner together with some indoor or outdoor activities. The partners are also invited. Some years ago, when the Chippendale's were at their peak of fame, the activity was swimming in a "tropical" swimming resort in Holland. A week before we, the men, made an arrangement to appear in strings as Chippendale's in the swimming-pool. After diner and a few drinks the company went to the changing-rooms to get ready for the water. Through the wall we could hear the ladies leaving the room. We waited a little to be sure they were in the water before we took off. It was our first time in the swimming-pool, so when we heard people talk and laugh through a door, we made ready to enter in a spectacular way. We slammed the door open and with twelve men we ran screaming to the pool and jumped in. The water was very warm and when we emerged, we were between old people having their therapeutic warm water exercises. Just when we were leaving the pool, the ladies, alarmed by the terrible screams, entered the room and were laughing their heads off, especially when we tried to leave as invisible as possible. After this evening the team-spirit of the department was better than ever before. |
| Tanned Bum | #9 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/21/2003 09:05:10Copy HTML Hello fellow thong wearers, This is my 1st post. I've lived and grew up in Massachusetts about 20 minutes from Salisbury beach. I started to wears skimpy rios for a few years now. Being and avid boater, during the summer I would take a couple days off during the middle of the week and take the family to Canes beach via boat. Most of the time the beach was vacant durning the week. Once and a while a fellow co-worker would bring his boat and family out there too. On a hot mid weekday, just my family backed up the boat a headed for the beach around 9:00,out the beach I couldn't see a sole for a mile. So I was picking my spot to anchor the boat so my wife and kids can get off without beaching the boat. I anchored about 3-400 ft off shore because it was near low tide. My kids swam to shore with their stuff. I undress and wore a small black thong (1st time in public) and headed for the beach. My wife grab her chair and some sand toys for the kids. After about and hour I was just sitting on my cooler watching the kids and drinking a few beers. I notice a boat putting up on shore right next to us, while whole beach is still empty. I basically froze on my cooler. I guess another couple decided to have a little picnic on the beach. I would move around selectivly and hope if anybody saw me they would think I had a speedo on. While around 12:30-1:00 the beach got flooded with people taking beach days. My little private beach was pack I was stuck on the beach wearing my thong. My clothes were way in the boat, so I spent the afternoon sunning. I got a bunch of cool comments from walkers. I didn't straigh from my spot. It was a long walk back to the boat this nothing to cover up with.
Since then I have moved to SW florida and wear a thong bikini on the beach 99% of the time. I have a story to fit in each on of the threads. Bill
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| 1Monte | #10 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：09/23/2003 09:30:51Copy HTML I don't think this qualifies as an embarrassing moment for me, but somebody did get embarrassed: We were staying at the El Caribe in Daytona Beach several years ago (it is a Christian run motel, with Christian programs and events all year). We were on the beach, I was sitting on the opposite side of the umbrella from my wife, who was facing the motel. All of a sudden, several dozen "evangelists in training" poured out of the motel and onto the beach. One teenage girl came right over to my wife and struck up a conversation, obviously headed for the question of whether or not we have been saved. My wife asked me to join in on the discussion, so I stood up, thong back facing the girl, and the moved my chair around to their side. The girl was absolutely speechless! When I sat down and told her we had been saved in 1989, and what a great relationship we have with Christ, the girl collected herself and stumbled through the rest of her questions. It was funny to see her both fixated on my skimpy attire, but also embarrassed to look. Anyway, she was real sweet, and I'm sure that she will now be ready to handle unexpected situations more easily. Monte |
| Tanned Bum | #11 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：12/01/2003 01:19:42Copy HTML Here is another embarassing moment for me, It was another gorgeous day in SW Florida, so I decide to head down to the |
| dayne | #12 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：12/06/2003 12:06:24Copy HTML I was at a resort in Phoenix where I live and walked out to one of their pools. There was a guy in a thong already there kind of hidden by a fence on the side of the pool. This pool is below a health club and health food restaurant on the second and third floors. I could tell by the looks he gave me he wasn't. happy with me being there. I then realized the problem. Periodically he would walk out to the edge of the pool from the alcove he was by and give the the crowd above a quick glimpse. Unlike him, I had walked halfway down the pool and settled in. The entire crowd could see. So what, I take care of myself and it was a bit of a turn on.. Well, he started making his trips to the side of a pool a little shorter and less often. My embarassing moment was the wolf whistles I got from a crowd of three women when I turned over on my stomach. If it is possible, even my butt turned red I was so embarassed. The three women were not young but were having a really good time and making no bones about it. Not a problem aboout their age, but I really was not ready for it. All I can say if any one wasn't aware of my attire, they did then. After the red went away, my ego appreciated what they had done. Oh, what happened to Mr. Jealous? A german tourist and his wife came out and found loungers near me. She was wearing a suit that emphasized a very nice figure. I didn't expect what happened next. The german fellow then stripped strip naked out of his tennis clothes and put on a very brief suit with the crowd watching! The fellow who had been trying to tease the crowd took one look and I think he knew he was beat. Even his good looks were beat by this guy and his wife, something I guess I didn't threaten. He soon left. |
| lauren1 | #13 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：01/04/2004 11:14:52Copy HTML OK, not sure if this is too spicy - sure JM will delete me if it is ;-office An old boyfriend and I used to play a certain game on our favourite 3mile, dune backed beach. We would take it in turns to roam along the beach and over the dunes gradually reducing our clothing whilst the other 'tracked' - that is followed at a distance and tried not to be seen by the one being tracked. (This probably sounds as daft as anything) Then find a nice private place in the dunes to 'oil-up' (and more) until your 'tracker' caught up and spied on you through the long marram grass that grows over the dunes. Obviously this would all end up having some great sex. Anyway, one day I was being tracked and being really mischievous had totally gone to town stripping down to a microscopic G-string in no time and stopping every now and then to apply some oil in a well horny fashion, all the while being careful not to look back and see my pursuer. Really acting outrageously but knowing my hero wasn't far behind. So next I found my place in the sand and started to get down to business, but after about 5 minutes (thinking 'how can he resist?') I opened my eyes to see to my utter horror...some other guy. Well I just froze (fingers still where they shouldn't be) until he politely said 'its OK, I'll keep a look out for you' (how kind!!!!). I think he gathered from the look on my face that he wasn't welcome and thankfully cleared off. I finally caught up with Dave about a mile down the beach, hobbling along with some broken glass in his foot. It took a long time before I could laugh about it all though. |
| nadathing | #14 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：01/25/2004 02:51:10Copy HTML This wasn't really embarassing for me, but probably was for the lady involved. I was traveling and was checking in with the airline. As it happens, I was way early and there wasn't any crowd at check-in. By the luck of the draw or whatever system was in use at the time, the woman checking me in indicated a need to check my carry on bag, which included a collection of thongs and bikinis, though one couldn't tell the difference the way I had them packed. She saw this of course when she opened the bag and started rooting through it.
I had time to sort of steel myself up for whatever reaction I would get at this. She asked if they were all swimsuits, a question that was none of her business but one easy to come to mind and blurt out. I said: "Yes" with a confident, inquiring tone, waiting for what was to come next. With that she decided to suck it in and closed up my suitcase. End of inspection. |
| Tanned Bum | #15 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：04/25/2004 09:13:13Copy HTML Well I think yesterday chaulks up another embarassing day for myself.
Since the weather here in SW Florida is in the mid to upper 80s and perfect tanning and beach weather. I've been taking full advantage of and going to the beaches every monment. Having a dark tan now I grabbed my new white tiny thong and clipped the tags off and wore them under my Levis shorts for a day at the beach with my family and another couple. Once hitting the beach I stripped down and sat in my chair to soak up the sun. My wife's friend said OMG nice bikini ( not knowing it was a thong). Well after a bit off beer and sun it was time to head down to the water. Our little piece of beach became a little crowded and we had to make our way through a row of people to the water. As I was going though the people my wife's friend said "nice bum". Well I just hurried to water to about thigh deep and floated around on my stomach using my hands to walk around. We were all kicking back relaxing and talking my wife mentioned to her friends I've wore thongs all the time. Then she said " Honey I can see your tag on your butt, Size M hand wash" I tried to tuck it in, but it was already in. She said" I'm reading it though your suit" Well I turned away and stood up from everyone and checked myself. O cr@p. It is fully transparent. EVERYTHING is shown. As I turn back every single one of them is smirking or giggling. Problem over there? After catching my breath and needing to warm up we headed out of the. The girls were nice of enough to block for me till I made it to the waters edge. Then stopped and check me out as we were cutting though a group of people. Your suit is sheer now. I ran for my blanket and laid face down. We joked about it for a while and enjoyed the rest of the day. As we were packing up my wife's friend came up to me quitely and said " Nice use of a razor down there" and pat my bum. "Can you invite us out again with you" |
| g333 | #16 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/30/2007 02:36:29Copy HTML Last week I was staying with about 20 other people on a university campus for a science course and we had shared bathrooms. I had a shower one morning but afterwards I realised I forgot my towel! So I put my underwear on (HOM white fredy string) and walked quickly back to my room to get my towel, but there were 3 guys my age (17) standing talking outside the room next to mine! They all got a complete view of my thonged ass and whilst I was unlocking my door one of them gave me a MASSIVE wedgie and said "Nice thong - girlpants" and the other 2 laughed! Later on the same guy asked me if i was wearing a thong and I said no (even though I was!) so he said "We'll see" and wedgied me again - this time in front of 2 girls! Thank goodness I won't ever see any of those guys again! Anyone else had horrendously embarassing thong moments like this? |
| ThongLoverOBX | #17 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：01/23/2008 10:47:19Copy HTML The most embarrassing thing I can remember is when was in high school. I had washed three thongs that I had and accidently left them in the dryer. When I came home from work I found the thongs laid out on my bed. I suppose my prudish mother left them there to embarrass me. Nobody ever said anything to me about them. Hey g333... sorry to hear those guys were such jerks to you. Just try your best to ignore people like that.
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| DoreFan | #18 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：01/24/2008 05:56:26Copy HTML One time I was getting a massage while wearing a very old g-string. While standing in front of the massage therapist in just the g-string, she was checking the alignment of my spine and her hand moved the waist band of the g-string. Well, it broke right in her hand and it slipped down my leg, so I was naked in front of her. She was cool about it though and just continued checking my spine with me naked. That was pretty cool.
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| ediwearsthongs | #19 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/19/2008 06:47:31Copy HTML ouch thats got to hurt. ive bein given thong wedgies in a freddy hom string. they kill. i hate people like that, i think thats what puts some guys off wearing thongs
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| DavyJ | #20 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/20/2008 10:59:39Copy HTML A few years back I was swimming in a hotel pool in a thong. I had checked with the staff before about the thong and they had said it was ok, but the pool was fairly crowded and I was the only thonger there. I had gotten my share of stares and giggles, which usually doesn't bother me, and I had settled into my routine of lounging and swimming. Well, one time when entering the water the ladder was quite crowded, so I simply dove in off the edge. Big Mistake! Well, I guess this thong was a bit loose (I really hadn't noticed before), and perhaps I dove off a bit too hard; anyway the thong came off completely when I hit the water. To make matters worse, I didn't notice right away, and after I did notice, I couldn't find the thong. (I am half blind without my glasses.)So there I was, stark naked, and my chair and towel were a long way away from the edge of the pool. So what do I do? I went back to where I had dove in, which was full of people now, and tried to find the thong, but couldn't. By now everybody had noticed I was naked, and all the kids (and many adults as well) were laughing and pointing. But try as I could, I could not locate the thong without my glasses. So I had no choice but to climb out of the water and run to my chair and towel. I then wrapped my towel around me, retrieved my glasses and went to the edge of the pool searching for the thong. I found it pretty quick, safely resting on the bottom, but how to get it? I didn't have another suit to put on. By now all other activity in the pool had ceased; everybody knew what was going on and was watching to see what I would do next. In retrospect, I probably should of simply asked someone else to retrieve the thong for me, but I was too flustered to think of that.So, after much hemming and hawing, I finally took off my glasses, dropped my towel and jumped in. After safely retrieving the thong and putting it on, I swam around for as long as I could, but sure enough, when I got out everybody was still looking in my direction and laughing. I debated leaving right away, but I hadn't been there that long, so I finally got up the composure to laugh along with them, even commenting to someone near me that I could imagine that must have been rather funny.
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| ediwearsthongs | #21 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/22/2008 02:44:25Copy HTML i once wore a tiny silver thong to the beach. it was a womens thong, it was the first time id ever let any1 see me in one. i loved the buzz that it gave me knowing that everyone was looking at me. i had a few people laughing at me and pointing but to be honest i still loved it.
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| JM_Runs | #22 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/25/2008 04:33:09Copy HTML
Hmmmm well compared to you guys it would be mild but I had
an embarrassing moment when I was trying to keep my thong wearing completely
secret.
I began wearing thongs for sexual reasons with my ex girlfriend and when the deed was done I would throw them in the laundry pile. Well one day her room mate(s) changed over the laundry, neatly folded my thongs (which were clearly male thongs) and laid them on top of the pile. They never brought it up to us (at least not that I know of) but anytime they switch over the laundry they would always put my thongs on top. Also around the same time my ex took a trip home and her mom decided to do the laundry. While doing it she came across my thongs and decided to show them to the rest of the family. So within the course of a month her family and her room mates knew or suspected that I wore thongs. I have never been clear on how many family members or room mates knew... but I don't have to see them anymore so I don't really care. |
| JM_Runs | #23 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/26/2008 04:25:02Copy HTML This thread is really fun, glad it got resuscitated.
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| tbck1000 | #24 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：04/22/2008 04:03:59Copy HTML One time I left the beach feeling partcularly good in my black thong. This thong has a large enough rear strap that it can not look as though I'm nude from behind. I decided that day that I wanted to wear only my thong home. So, I walked to my car carrying my shirt and shorts rolled up in my towel.
I threw evrything in the trunk, got in my car and started driving home. I needed gas and decide to stop at a convenience store. Now, I know some of the other posters on this board do this every once in a while.... I did not put on anything and just pumped gas in my thong and flip-flops. It was not crowded, but I was getting some attention and generally enjoying it. Then, a car pulled up to the other side of my pump. I thought "this ought to be fun." Well, out stepped a girl I know. She's a pretty good friend and she had no idea that I wear thongs or anything of the sort. A wave of embarrassment came over me, but I decided not to scramble for my shorts. I stood behind the pump thinking she had not seen me, but then I heard her say "Tom? Is that you?" as she came around to my side. Then she looked down and said "NICE THONG!" very loudly, followed by "LOOK AT YOUR CUTE LITTLE ASS" even more loudly. Then, we started with the "How-have-you-beens." But very minute or so, she would say "Just look at your cute little ass in your hot little thong, wow...." I guess there are worse things than having an attractive girl say all that to you in public, but it was pretty embarrassing. |
| JM_Runs | #25 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：06/10/2008 03:53:57Copy HTML I can easily remember my most embarrassing moment. I was living at an apt complex a few years ago with a very nice pool. I went swimming a few times to get a feel for who would be out there. The first time wearing my board shorts. It was mostly just a couple of adults during the day. Most everyone was at work and kids werent around. So, the next time I went I wore my Sauvage square cut shorts and it was pretty much the same. Nobody paid me any attention at all. So finally the third day I decided just to do it. I was gonna a very sexy, low cut pink thong. I put it on and slowly worked up the courage to go out to the pool. I contemplated wearing board shorts over my thong but decided against it. I would just throw a towel around my waist and make my way up there. I got to the pool around 10 am and I was the first one there. Not another person in sight so I felt a little bit relaxed and decided to do it. Now a couple of the apt buildings did overlook the pool so any number of residents could have seen me. I did laps for about a half an hour and decided to get some sun. I was laying out there for maybe 20 minutes when I started to hear approaching voices. I got a little nervous but said to hell with it. I'm not gonna cover up. Well, as the voices got closer all of a sudden they stopped and got quiet. Someone whistled and I turned over to see and there not 15 feet from was the apt manager (who was a very attractive female) showing the grounds to a couple of prospective tenants. I must have turned so red. Very embarrassing. It's one thing to go to a health club or a beach, a whole different thing to do it around people you see all the time. Well they continued on there tour and I continued laying out enjoying the sun, and took another dip in the pool. About a half hour later I see the apt manager walking towards the pool and this time here assistant is with her. Both very attractive women in there 30's. Well, I had done it. I was so embarrassed and sure she was gonna tell me that I couldnt wear a thong at the pool but to my surprise they walked right up and the manager pulls out a camera and asks if she could take my picture! She took 5 or 6 pics of me sunning and a couple of me swimming, said thank you and they left. I was a bit flattered and decided to call it a day. I hadnt thought much of it for the next week but I knew I was gonna have to go down to the office and pay my rent and was a little nervous about seeing them both again, not knowing if they might make any comments or tell me I couldnt wear my thongs anymore. Well, rent day came and I headed down to the office. I said hi, paid my rent and was getting ready to walk out the door when she says " We all really like your sexy little thong." I turned and said thanks a little red on my face I'm sure and she spun her computer screen around to reveal one of the pics she took of me laying out as her screensaver. She said all the girls in the office thought I looked good. She also said I should wear it out there more. And the next time I was gonna go lay out in my thong to let her know and she might come out and join me. Well that summer turned out to be a great one. I made sure to go down to the pool at least 3-4 times a week always wearing a different thong. She even joined me a few times to sunbathe and guess what? She wore a little thong herself. I really miss living in that complex.
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| JM_Runs | #26 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：06/10/2008 04:09:07Copy HTML Lucky guy! Our condo complex has no pool, so my only stringing is on our own patio.
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| bajaflyer | #27 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/26/2008 05:52:30Copy HTML Ok, I've got a new one that just happened today. I supervise a metal shop and my office is on the shop floor. I have a window that allows me to see most of the shop and my door is always open. The guys that I supervise always come to me with questions and the like. Well this morning one of my guys that has know I thong since we both started working here, which was around the same time. He and the rest of the guys here still give me crap about thonging, in good fun. Terry, came into my office while I was making another post. I clicked back to a different screen when he came in but he kept bugging me about what I was doing. I told him he didnt want to know but he kept going. So I said fine, clicked back to the message board and scrolled to the top of the page, "THONG WEARERS MESSAGE BOARD" His jaw just about hit the floor, and he almost did to laughing. I warned him. I was a little embarrased, but I'm not hiding from anyone anymore. I'm sure he'll tell other people, but I'm retty sure everyone here knows i thong.
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：10/20/2008 05:28:17Copy HTML I was 16 and my family had a house in South Beach at the time. My teacher saw my mom and recognized her and set up next to her. I wasnt payin attention when I came out of the water. I stripped off the shorts I was wearing, down to my thong right in front of him then asked can you help me grease up my butt (inside joke with my mom, she always said be sure to grease on your butt if your gonna bake it in the sun all day). I tossed the lotion in his lap and presented him with my rear before I noticed it wasn't my dad. He said "excuse me", and I recognized his voice. I didn't know what to say, so I said "just kidding" and took the bottle back. I was so shaken that when I got up to go swim again my mom said dont put those shorts on honey they're wet. So I strolled down to the water trying to cover my butt knowing Mr Kessler was wathing me the whole way down. I swam longer than I ever have waiting for him to leave.
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| Shyguava | #29 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/10/2008 11:11:23Copy HTML Spa/Sauna Trap
A few years ago in between marriages I went with a female work colleague I was friends with to the beach. The change rooms for men and women were separate but hardly secure. She was a nice woman. A larger than average buy sexy and kinky in her own way. I was feeling pretty uninhibited so I was debating whether to wear a waste high thong in sky blue to show off the body when she burst in and zapped away with the camera. Lucky for me she had the settings configured wrong and I was able to take evasive action - despite being momentarily stunned and embarrassed by her audacity - and avoid ending up as a trophy in her photoalbum. After the initial shock I slipped back into swimshorts and just said I always wear something with support underneath (to cover my now all too apparent shyness at having been seen in a thong by someone close). She laughed it off and we had a good time. She was so disappointed but boasted to the women at work she had caught me in a thong. I denied it (now somewhat more shy). And the women thankfully didnt believe her. Then one day she invited me to her place. She was joking and laughing about that time (6 months later) and saying how she loved a sexy man in a sexy thong. But how disappointing to not capture me on camera. I was almost wishing she had as she had a way of making you feel quite relaxed and comfortable with ones sex appeal. She invited me to use her spa and sauna room outside. But I decline as I had no swimwear. Thats when she presented me with a waste high red thong with blue elastic. It was very thin and I imagined it fitted like a glove. We had a laugh and I said no way could I wear this in a womans prescence. She advised me I wouldnt have to as she was going out and wouldnt be back for an hour. I could see the warning lights above her head telling me to watch out (she is up to something) and was reluctant but she showed me the sauna and spa room which I inspected fully clothed. One entered via a glass/steel door which lead into a wind blocking entryway/atrium and leadto another heavy door into the spa room where upon entering one could find towels tucked in a locker. The Sauna joined to the spa room via another door and I thought it seemed attractive (plants and foliage in the spa and ornamental statues of Greek Gods and Goddesses giving it a nice arty feel) and with towels handy (once she left the premises in her car I thought "why not"). I waited till she left and she even gave me the keys to lock the entry door to the glass entryway atrium and the door to the spa room. Stripping to the thong I marched to the entryway, Entered and it clanked shut. I went to lock it but found the keys wouldnt enter the lock. I pushed it but it was self locking. Feeling a little exposed in the open glass room facing and exposed to the neighbors two storey dwelling I thought best I get into the spa room and grab a towel. Thats when I realised the keys didnt open the spa entry door. It was locked. Now feeling like a specimen trapped in a glass bubble I realised I had walked into a trap. The only question was "how long did I have to escape?" I didnt think at that moment that there was no escape option. The tiny glass walkway was roofed with glass and the flimsy aluminium holding the glass panels surely left me options. I hadnt tried all the keys and one had to work so I attacked the task with confidence. But one by one the keys failed. Then the sealed into place glass panels left no doubt there was no sliding out a panel and working my way to freedom. I found a hairclip. Now having picked a lock before I decided there was no time like the present to try my luck again. Time was of the essence. I picked and picked but the old tumblers were just too heavy to flick open though I knew I was close. I persisted and was nearly rewarded. Then disaster. The hairclip became wedged into the lock. Too far to pick it back out. I could see it but couldnt get it back. I had wasted a lot of time and energy only to fail. Desperately I considered my next option. But there wasnt one. I practically resigned myself to my fate. I was going to be caught and nothing I could do to change that. Soon she would return and armed with camera she would shoot away. I must have wasted 10 minutes before I realised I had one last chance. I could use the wire the keys were kept on (unbend) and recover the hairclip. Hook it out. As it was. It worked. I recovered the hairclip. And again and again worked the lock. So close each time. Getting closer and closer to escape. But then I heard her car tyres enter the front drive. The gravel crunching under them. I must have been totally optimistic because I was still working the lock and attempting to escape as she marched out of the back door. Camera in hand. She boasted how her trap had worked. And I had to admit it had caught one coworker in its web and unfortunately that coworker was me and my struggles were over. Luck and speed had saved me the first time she nearly got me but those two elements wouldnt save me this time. Now it was her turn to wrap me up. All I could do was stand there and place my hands over my male pouch. She ordered me to pose hands on hips, face front, side on and back to her. At first I resisted. But then she had won and who was I to deny her, her prize. "Okay you win. Hands on hips it is" I was by now feeling quite liberated. I had been outed as a "thong wearing guy". She would make sure of that. Once she had secured the images of me she joined me in her black one piece and we enjoyed the spa and sauna. I told her I she made me feel comfortable to be in a thong. Thanks to her I wouldnt look back but would be happy for others to see my body in a thong and so from that time on I havent been inhibited wearing thong bathers. And I was not unhappy when she showed the pics off to a few selected colleagues which always came with the feedback like "oh sexy costume", "nice body", "serves him right...nothing he can do now!" Women it seems love a guy to fall victim too sometime. I was happy to be the fly in my friends web. |
| JM_Runs | #30 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/10/2008 06:32:46Copy HTML Shyguava, this account is well done and fun reading.
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| modelnude4u | #31 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/10/2008 11:31:14Copy HTML If someone wants to see me that bad, I'm certainly going to let give it to them!
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| Shyguava | #32 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/11/2008 09:44:01Copy HTML Hi SlidingG. My previous web forum for Thong lovers got closed (I think I had 867 contribution on that one). But this is a nice one. I would say in hindsight she was a lot of the things you say. I was 8 years younger than her and she was my supervisor at work. Thanks to her (before we started going around together) championing my cause I managed to escape a department within our office that I would say was my introduction to hell and moved to hers . And into one that was far more fun and relaxing for same pay (a good job is one where you dont fear Monday I learned). I was married very early before I was really earning enough money to meet my then wifes expectations. So she moved onto someone more able to keep her in the lifestyle she wanted. But my supervisor was my next female friend to turn dating partner. And compared to a cold, funless woman who partied morning, noon and night (searching for Mr Right) and had a plastic personality, Helga (she was Australian to German parentage) was real fun. But she had her peculiarities and one of them was she liked a bit of control over men. I initially thought she was conservative. She dressed like a real corporate minded woman but away from work she was opposite. She even had a collection of "those video's" our parents kept hidden but as teens we would find anyway and I thought that was so damn strange for a woman (I never liked sex movies) but she showed me the collection.
But we lived near a beach and she used to like to go for walks along it but while telling me shorts were for surfers not proper romantic beach walks with partner. I remember she got on my nerves in a nice way so I bought a bikini costume. I debated and debated whether to wear it or not even though it covered everything I just wasnt able to get used to the idea that things sort of stuck out rather obviously. I was so shy about bikini costumes I ordered that one by mail - shy even of department store checkout women perusing me (thats where the sky blue thong came in as it was part of a sales special but before xxxxx and get x for half price). you know sometimes you tell yourself to go for it but cant. We went to a remote beach which still attracted a few peeps and thought "go for it" But take the shorts just in case. Forget bikini I told myself (optimistic as it turned out)....if you can do thong you can do anything (a confidence surge is a strange thing in private but often doesnt materialise in public). And she would love it. But practice was harder than theory. As I stood in that isolated open roofed change room I just couldnt go the next step and thats when she tried her camera stunt. I think she thought I'd be wearing nothing but found a thong a more sexy surprise especially since she had probably given up on me ever wearing anything without pockets elbow deep. She loved to play word games and was a bit kinky as I mentioned. Months later and the night before I was outed she was teasing about how she nearly had me at the beach. Thats when she teased about the catching me in her web eventually. She said "The fly escaped from my web that time but next time the spiders trap will envelope you" I said I was more wasp than spider and would be too fast and alert to fall prey. But she reminded me that even wasps can make a mistake and one mistake is all she needs to claim her prize." I loved her way of talking. But in a way she was teasing me into wanting to play her game. And she mentioned a few victims had not been so lucky. I asked what she meant and she did the "click click click" routine. I was a bit slow and she said "yes yes I'm saying there are some I have caught on photo. Some you might know!" I didnt think it would come in the back garden and the spa/sauna entryway. I thought she was planning/anticipating talking me into thonging on beach trip to a remote locale where she sensed I might be willing eventually. Thats why I checked the spa/sauna before using it and made sure she was off down the road before quickly switching to the costume and making my way into the entryway. After shaking off some initial fear/reluctance I just felt a lot of pent up male sexiness swell inside me to parade around in the thong alone in the backyard (feeling sort of daring without the risk of being seen/outed), then safely entering the facilities with towels in reach inside. And I could lock her out so the she wouldnt even see anything but me emerge later in a towel. I guess I lost concentration. She showed me around - and was her usual teasy self ( as per the waste high thong she gave me ever hopeful as she was) but that wasnt abnormal - but the facilities seemed easy to enter/leave/lock. No big deal there. Perfectly safe. Phase one of my gaining confidence. But as you can see above. How we can underestimate the female of the species at our peril. She baited me with the offer of trying out the thong in the seclusion of her backyard/spa sauna area. I took it. I entered the trap. It sprung and a desperate struggle followed. And for a while I believed I wouldnt be outed. I didnt want to be outed. It is as you say an adrenhalin pumping moment. Even Helga told me she had to fight not returning early to check on her "trap". She knew I would take the bait. She even expected I might get out as she knew I was pretty resourceful (but all things have a limit). But the idea of her man struggling in "that" costume was enough for to get her juices flowing and she gave me what she thought was enough time for her sexy wasp to escape from her web or be cocooned in it. At that moment she was the one "enjoying" it. As she was clothed. I was in my thong. I would say my juices were flowing as the heart pumps and the rush kicks in to spur the body/mind into action. I guess I started to enjoy it once the struggle was over (pointless struggling once you are caught) and it was time to pose for the camera. I knew she was gaining a certain control over me by adding me to her album. In a way "hostage" as we can be outed and not recorded and later deny it but you cant deny it when in a photo album. Her sharing with a few others was her way of confirming her dominance. I think a woman capturing a man in a compromising situation is rare and she enjoyed showing off her victims body even it was her lover. And I agree in a way she got me out of my shell. I wasnt the only one. She had many specimens in her photo album. Not all caught as naively as me but they were in the album regardless. The luckier ones in bikini (mostly men and a few women - women being topless), some nude (that changeroom on the beach apparently the undoing of a few slow costume changers) and myself and some others (women included) in thong. It was a surprise to see three women from work. Helga confirmed them as bi with an emphasis to 70/30 female/male interest hence answering one puzzling question as to why I never made it past 2nd base for a date in the office (helped restore my dented pride caused by failed request for date). She always picked off the ones with nice bodies. We never got married as she thought the age difference too great. But we had a few year of adventure and fun. And yes, I guess once someone has you recorded in a compromising situation on photo then they have control over you somewhat. But she preferred to use it to spice up the sex life. And she wasnt satisfied with just outing me and letting go. Many more times would she direct me into her web. Public beach/private beach/overseas or remote or home. And bikini only used as last resort if the place we wents rules forbid otherwise. ShyGuava is quite befitting. I am initially lacking confidence till things get to the crunch/ or I get outed as above and its like "oh well no denying it now" and well Guava seemed to have a nice ring to it (natural and sweet beats rough and bitter = my ex lol) when the two words were put together. |
| JM_Runs | #33 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/11/2008 03:04:57Copy HTML Great post, ShyGuava, and the name really sums you up nicely.
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| Shyguava | #34 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/12/2008 09:38:48Copy HTML Hi Sliding. 867 posts wasnt many really. Many are like two line or three. Maybe 10% long. And no I am not "putting anyone on". My current wife (gosh I make that sound like the next in a line of progression). My wife (thats better), works for an American company out of Kansas in Ho Chi Minh City at present. She deals with import and export side of company product sourcing. We met due to my dealing with her company. I thought she might be a little too conservative for my liking when we first met and later corresponded (she will finish up and join me back in Australian once and for all in 4 months. Just finishing off training new staff for the boss out of courtesy). But nothing further from the truth. She is very much into thongs and g-strings(under dress and clothes) and I thought that was enough for me. Couldnt help myself though and one day showed her a thong beach swimwear for woman with link to Amazon.com. I thought she would shoot me. But she just emailed back and asked me what colour would I like her to order. I thought ??? But she said no big deal. She knows a beach in Nha Trang (middle of the old south Vietnam) on an island where a lot of European women (and men) go naturist and says she will wear for me there. She says she will work up to regular beaches later (but the fact she once worked on the resort "Vin Pearl" nearby means she knows the place well and how shy can she be surrounded by naked French, Dutch and Germans) . Well I wasnt going to complain. She laughed when I told her I had been considering asking her about his for months (many a store we pass when shopping and I would see costume - aimed more at western women but what the heck to me I thought - but considered her (as a Northern born woman) to be too conservative to consider this. Just goes to show ones luck. I thought my first wife too wild for me so went for conservative oriental lady and seem to have found "open minded" oriental lady.
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| bajaflyer | #35 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/03/2009 04:53:55Copy HTML While not an embarassing moment for me, it will be for a fellow co-worker. I had to bail out on a fishing trip this past Sunday, and he accused me of going thong shopping. I said not yet and that I would get him one. He said yeh sure, we'll both wear them at work and stir stuff up. I told him he's on.
I gave it to him yesterday, but today he took the day off cause his back hurts. We'll see if he wears it when he comes back. I'll let you know how it goes. By the way, everyone here knows I thong. PS. He said he better not like wearing them. I told him he will |
| stanpuppy | #36 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/04/2009 03:42:22Copy HTML Once i was out with my wife and i got a kidney stone while we were eating at a resturant. I maybe wear underwear 2-3 times a year (when i am not at the gym). It just so happened that this particular day was one of them. I was wearing a sky blue silk thong which everyone saw when they took my pants off to treat me. I think i was in too much pain at the moment to be embarassed, but later when i thought about it...i got a little embarassed
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| adware1977 | #37 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/04/2009 05:33:46Copy HTML Well was when I was laying in my backyard, now my mother has seen me in speedo thongs, I guess I was doozing off, and did not hear the car come to the garage, I had on a skimpy skinz, and she thought I was nude, as the string was up my crack. Her comment was, I hope someone else will not see you, and where did you get that?
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| JM_Runs | #38 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：03/10/2009 04:08:53Copy HTML I was running my first half marathon at the end of the summer in 2007.
The guys I usually ran with could not make this race, so I was on my
own. It was pretty warm so I decided to run with no shirt on (like a
lot of guys). I had a pair of running shorts and black string bikini
underwear underneath. After a few miles the elastic started to get very
loose on my shorts; if I didn't hold onto them they would have fallen
down. After running a mile with one hand holding my shorts up, I
decided to take a chance and run with out. Here was my logic; I
couldn't run the next ten miles while holding my shorts up (plus I was
a few hours from home- so I thought no one would ever know). So, I took
them off and ran in my string bikini (I had my race bib pinned to the
back - covering my butt). I got a very mixed reaction from other
runners and bystanders; either they loved it or hated it! The ones that
loved it kept me running. After the race I thought no one I knew would
find out, but then the race results were posted on the web with my
picture at the finish line- holding my balled up purple shorts in one
hand!! I later learned that some local runners had friends running the
race and told them the story of the guy running in the g-string (an
exaggeration for sure). Then when they recognized me they emailed it
around! My friends (and wife) never let me forget it! Now she makes
sure my old shorts hit the trash before they end up around my ankles in
a race!
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| ithongit | #39 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：04/24/2009 06:05:29Copy HTML Probably the most embarasing thing that happened to me was years ago shortly after I started thonging. My sister, Nikki, was handy with the sewing machine and serger (a fancy multiple needle and thread sewing machine especially usefull for stretchy materials.) and mae us some bikinis. She made them with velcro straps and panels and this let us take pieces off, making the suits more and more skimpy, eventually resulting in thong bottom and the tiniest of tops. We wore them around the pool at home, where we usually shed all the panels.
Then we went to North Carolina and went to a life guarded beach on the Outer Banks. Apparently, the velcro lost some of it's stickyness in the salt water, and while we started with all panels in place and the suits pretty conservative, each time we went into the water, we would loose a panel or two, and we were soon stripped down to the minimal thong. Nobody seemed to mind, and while we only recovered a few of the panels, we kept swimming and sun-bathing. Apparently, Nikki did something wrong, either using the wrong thread or using the wrong stitches, since my bottom just sort of disinigrated, and I had to go back to my towel bottomless while Nikki laughed. I grabbed her top and it fell off in my hands, and she did the same with my top and I did the same with her bottom. Anyway, we quickly wrapped ourselves up as best we could in our towels and walked back to our beach house about a mile away otherwise in the buff. |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：04/28/2009 02:18:24Copy HTML I went to the beach one Saturday in a really tiny, clipside bikini. Really, really little rear, really little all over. After sunning a bit I went down to swim and saw that a few guys were body surfing the impressive waves.
I went out, caught a wave and it drove me, thwank, thwap, into the bottom and rolled me along as if in a washing machine. Somewhere along the way my butt hit the bottom hard and I felt my bikini come off, I grabbed at it but since I was tumbling I missed it. I washed ashore, some what disoriented and with enough sand in my eyes I could not open them fully to find my bikini or even see much at all. I just sat there gathering myself and looking for my suit when two women in their early 30s or late 20s walked up with my bikini in her hand. She immediantly exclaimed---N-I-C-E and then realizing I was a bit roughed up the other reached for my arm and pulled me to my feet. They snapped my bikini back on, brushing the sand off from my ass, and each taking a side and closing the clips. I had gathered my senses and one of the ladies gave me a pat on the rear and said, kinda rough hon for swimming. They turned and walked off smiling and winking at me, I managed a weak thank you. I was barely 18 years old. Maybe, had I been older, I would have gotten a date, lol. |
| NoVAThonger | #41 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/02/2009 12:58:16Copy HTML This was not my most embarrassing moment but it had the potential to be. Yesterday I hit the local bike path for a nice ride. I was wearing a pair of women's red Undergear 4" compression shorts (highly recommended btw). Underneath I had on a prevail sport thong which had a dalmation pattern, like white with black dots. The pattern normally wouldn't be important but I'll get to that.
About 5 miles from home, the sky opens up and a downpour ensues. I was completely drenched. The already clingy compression shorts became even more clingy and a bit see-thru. As they clung to the dalmation thong, the pattern became visible in front... yeah. Not really the look I was going for. At any rate the rain seemed to have cleared out most of the other riders so I had a pretty isolated ride back home. I'm not shy to show a little thong but the specific fabric sort of crossed the line between exhibitionism and embarrassment. |
| JM_Runs | #42 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/13/2009 04:46:07Copy HTML There was a big conference in our office with a lot of visitors from another company, and they could not view their presentation on the big screen. So I offered to lend them my laptop and connected it up to the projector. As I was logging in, I heard a gasp from the audience. I looked up to see a life-size picture of me in a skimpy flowery bikini projected on the screen! That is my "wallpaper" on the laptop. But I'm not embarrassed, I just said, "That's me. If you've got it, flaunt it!" (Twice) The presentation went well, and they thanked me for lending the laptop, at the end of the meeting. If you act like it is normal to be seen in skimpy swimwear, people accept it, even in a Wall Street office.
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| ozarkG | #43 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/13/2009 07:59:59Copy HTML This wasn't an embarassing moment for me, but for one of my wifes friends. Her friend/co-worker was over at our house a few months ago while my wife was doing laundry. Her friend was helping fold clothes and she happened upon a pair of thongs. I wasn't there, my wife says her friend said something about the thong to her. My wife replied that it was mine. My wife says her friend turned beet red, dropped the thong, and was face down on the carpet laughing. Since then she has seen me in only my thong while swimming. She is still getting used to it, but two weeks ago while we were visiting them, I was leaning over a counter, and her friend walked up, lifted my shirt up, and gave my side strap a snap. I guess she has gotten over the shock and awe of me wearing thongs.
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| JM_Runs | #44 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：08/14/2009 11:38:45Copy HTML I was at the beach and was wearing a pink mesh micro slingshot. I had set up my towel and was enjoying the sun in an area pretty much by myself. An older guy kind of circled me and in a bit came back and sat his towel right near mine. He was kinda chatting me up, nothing unusual and he seemed nice and introduced himself. He took his shirt off revealing a nice body, nice chest, some tight trucks. He asked me if my my tan was real or was I naturally dark. So, I got to my knees and kinda pulled my straps away enough he could see a little tan line exposed and he says nice tan and with a bit of hesitation, nice ass. I said thanks and was sorta taking the opportunity to enjoy his attention. I was kinda playing with my nipple rings and pinching them just a bit for his amusement when two women came up from behind him and looked at him and then looked at me and then exclaimed his name. They were looking at me and talking to him and I sat back on my haunches quietly. Obviously they knew him and it turns out they were co-workers in his office. It was an awkward moment because clearly they were taken aback he was talking to me, and me nearly naked but for a mesh micro slingshot and his making a move on me. They kept looking at me and so in a moment he introduced me as a friend he came across on the beach. They seemed unsatisfied, made a bit of small talk and moved on with the usual see you at the office stuff, looking back at me. I asked him if it were OK and he said yes, just he did not think they knew he was bi. I said hmmmmmm, bi or gay? It was embarrising. I don't know, if they did not know, they know he is now.
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| Zamwell | #45 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：10/26/2012 09:51:18Copy HTML This was embarrassing more for the fact that I looked a bit of an idiot than the fact a thong was involved, but I'll count it...
It was a friend's birthday party last week so we went on a drinking weekend like any responsible group would. We had booked double rooms in the hotel but the train there was late and we didn't get there till about 7.30, when we should have been there for 4 or so (the train was very late. Another example of wrong-headed privatisation. But I digress) so by the time we got there, the hotel had in its brilliance double booked and our rooms were already occupied. Thankfully the girl behind the counter was very nice and got us each a single room for the same price. She was a very attractive girl, maybe a few years older than us so maybe in her early twenties. She sorted it out well and we made sure we put across our gratitude. We went out and returned to the hotel at about 3am. We went into our rooms and brushed teeth etc. and I realised that I still had a friend's phone on me - he had asked us to put it in my inside jacket pocket for safekeeping. With the kind of drunken "hilarious" logic that only occurs at 3.20 in the morning, I decided I would go knock on his door to give him his phone back wearing only my thong. (I know.) I was wearing a Hom Plume and his reaction was exactly what I'd hoped for - he found it funnier than I did, if anything, although only he would later on. I went back to my room down the empty corridor - I was still just sober enough to check there was nobody around before I went out, more for their sake than mine - and tried the door. It wouldn't open. This was, of course, one of those hotels where you use a keycard to open the door. A card that was in my wallet, in the now locked room. A room that I was stood outside of in only a thong, at nearly half past three in the morning. So I knocked on my friend's door again and asked him to go get me a spare card, that I would then obviously return to the reception the next day. He said he would, but he had to get dressed first. He then went inside for a few minutes, and stuck his head out of the door to announce that he had phoned down and somebody was coming up to open the room for me! I swore at him perhaps a little much as honestly if the positions had been reversed I would have done exactly the same. Five minutes later someone came up and used their own card to open my door, giving me one of those knowing "oh really?" smiles. And of course, it had to be the pretty receptionist from earlier. I said thanks, she said no problem whilst trying and failing to maintain eye contact and not look further down at the unfortunate bulge that had started as soon as she turned the corner. Luckily she was gone in the morning but the new girl behind the desk looked at me like she knew more than she was letting on... |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：10/29/2012 02:52:01Copy HTML Zamwell that is pretty dang funny. You had an unfortunated turn of events that led to a funny story and you showing more than you bargained for. Good stuff!
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| tbck1000 | #47 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：10/31/2012 10:42:38Copy HTML I have many, but here are 2 quickies:
I was once wearing a tie-side thong which came untied while walking down a crowded beach. Once flirting/chatting with a woman who was debating my choice of thong swimwear. She liked it but seemed to think thongs should not be worn in public, and so asked if it was legal for me to be "aroused" in a thong on a public beach. |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/01/2012 03:12:48Copy HTML Perhaps not as embarrassing as my other incident above, but one summer I was out in my backyard in my thong and cooling off by running through the sprinkler. As I sat and rested, my boss showed up behind me suddenly and scared the heck out of me. She was probably more embarrassed than me when she noticed me in a thong. She followed me up the stairs into the house to talk about work and I remained in my thong the entire time. She was a very beautiful young lady and had a killer figure with probably DDs :-)
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| osceola89 | #49 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/07/2012 12:20:56Copy HTML I was wearing my G-String bathing suit at Beach Bar in Hollywood Beach Florida. I was playing pool instead the bar and drinking and had to go to the bathroom. I ran in quick and did my business and came out and sat down on a bar stool by the pool table and went up to the bar to with one of the girls to get a bar and their were around a few people around and I turned around to walk away to the junk box and a few people noticted me and commented on my g-string and the girl I was with said, OMG I had some toilet paper hanging from my G-String. I quickly went back in the bathroom and from now I make sure to check myself. very embarrasing
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| JM_Runs | #50 |
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Re：Your most embarrassing moments in a thong Date Posted：11/07/2012 01:01:05Copy HTML My most embarrassing was at a hotel indoor pool. I went too the pool wearing conservative shorts as I walked thru the hotel lobby, when I went into the pool area and got my towel I took off my cover-up shorts and wore a nude colored N2N net BT string. I went into the water for a swim and a few minutes later while still in the water had the staff from the front desk. A girl in her mid 20's and a guy in his 40's standing by the pool, telling my you can't be (nude) in the pool and that any hotel guest could come in and find me here swimming naked. As they asked me to exit the pool. I got out of the pool exposing my black elastic waistband and my nude mesh (now sheer) G-string. When I went to get my towel the hotel staff both turned red with embarrassment, and both started to apologize for their misunderstandings. What happened Apparently the hotel manager heard a couple of girls talking as the walked past the hotel desk, but didn't hear every word. Because one of the girls commented on my swimsuit like "did you see that guys G-string?) and the other said (yeah Nude) referring to the color not my state of dress. Which when they say me walking into the swimarea I had shorts on that now were folded up on a lounge chair.
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